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What movies have not aged well?

15.06.2025 03:03

What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

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Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

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-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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You Only Live Twice

From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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